Merry Corruption Of A Pagan Holiday, I Mean Christmas Socks

Santa isn't real, gift-giving is mostly for personal gain, and Christmas is just a church-sanctioned capitalistic corruption of ancient Pagan solstice fertility celebrations. This sock design will ensure everyone has an educated and cynical December holiday!

Express your personality from your calves all the way down to your toes! Our socks are perfect for sporty humans, on-the-go errand runners, and casual loungers with its moisture wicking properties and vibrant design. Printed in the USA.

Unisex Socks

• 8" calf length
• Solid black toe and sole
• Moisture wicking
• 50% cotton, 45% polyester, and 5% spandex
• Fits 7-13 shoe sizes

Women's Socks

• Flat weave crew style
• Full-length print
• Solid black toe and sole
• Moisture wicking
• 35% cotton, 62% polyester, and 3% spandex
• Fits 6-10 shoe sizes