Nothing For You, Whore Blanket
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About the Product
Remember, Santa keeps a list and checks it twice! Perfect for the holiday season! If Santa is known for one thing, it's his big, powerful, booming ho's! Perfect for this holiday season! This funny holiday blanket will bring joy to passers-by and laughs to your friends and family! Everyone knows that Santa's a huge pervert. All he talks about is his huge sack, naughty girls, and ho ho hos!
Throw your personality into your coziest spaces. Our ultra soft blankets are perfect to snuggle up in. They add design to any living space, and are a great travel companion for long car rides and evening picnics. Made from a soft poly-fleece blend and featuring a single-sided print. Printed in the USA.
Features:
- 50" x 60" or 60" x 80"
- Vibrant front print
- White fleece blend back
