Attempted Murder Longsleeve Tee

Whoever said that puns are the lowest form of humor, has clearly not seen this t-shirt. If you love a good laugh and aren't afraid to show off your quirky personality, the Attempted Murder t-shirt is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. Imagine the double-takes you'll get from strangers when they read the bold words emblazoned across your chest. But don't worry, it's all in good fun. This tee is not an admission of guilt for any sinister plans you may have cooked up. It's simply a playful nod to the fact that sometimes, our attempts at humor can fall a little flat. So go ahead, wear this t-shirt and let your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun-fueled mastermind shine. Who knows? Maybe you'll even make a new friend or two.Our Unisex Long Sleeve Tee is made from a soft 100% cotton jersey knit. It features a crew neckline with ribbed cuffs and hemmed bottom for durability. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Athletic Gray is made up of 90% cotton and 10% polyester.