Millennial Retirement Plan Socks

Millennial retirement plan. Millennials will never get to retire. Their only release from the workforce shall be death. Show that you're 401k is non-exsistant and you crave to return to the earth with this hopeless and morbid design.

Express your personality from your calves all the way down to your toes! Our socks are perfect for sporty humans, on-the-go errand runners, and casual loungers with its moisture wicking properties and vibrant design. Printed in the USA.

Unisex Socks

• 8" calf length
• Solid black toe and sole
• Moisture wicking
• 50% cotton, 45% polyester, and 5% spandex
• Fits 7-13 shoe sizes

Women's Socks

• Flat weave crew style
• Full-length print
• Solid black toe and sole
• Moisture wicking
• 35% cotton, 62% polyester, and 3% spandex
• Fits 6-10 shoe sizes