Attempted Murder Tote Bag
$29.99
$29.99
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About the Product
You are found guilty for attempted murder! That is, attempting to gather crows. Let others feast on your inner, criminally terrible, clinically insane, pun fueled mastermind with this humorous visual joke to get a couple judgmental stares.
Fling your passions over your shoulder! Our durable tote bags are perfect to take to the beach or the grocery store for your low waste lifestyle! Printed in the USA.
Features:
- Spun polyester
- Non woven laminate
- Vibrant dual sided print
- 30" x 1" black cotton strap
- Double hand stitched seams
- Durable stress points
- Machine washable
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