Eat Turkey, Hail Satan T-Shirt
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The only thing you're thankful for this holiday is the devil himself. Show the family the true goth you are with this satanist thanksgiving shirt that says "Eat Turkey, Hail Satan" because nothing makes you feel more evil than some turkey and stuffing. Our fitted Unisex Cotton tee is made from an exceedingly soft 100% ring spun cotton. It features a crew neckline with hemmed sleeves and bottom for durability. Preshrunk for your convenience! Printed in the USA. Made with 100% Ring Spun Cotton. Athletic Gray is made up of 90% cotton and 10% polyester. Other heathered colors are made of 52% cotton and 48% polyester.





