The First Thing I Do In The Morning Is Brush My Teeth And Sharpen My Tongue Tote Bag
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About the Product
This badass quote is sometimes attributed to the witty wisecrack writer Dorothy Parker, and sometimes to the comedian/musician Oscar Levant. Who ever said it, the meaning is clear- always keep your wits sharp! This inspirational floral tote bag features the quote "The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue" with a feminist flavor! Perfect for coming up with biting comebacks & witty, on point insults.
Fling your passions over your shoulder! Our durable tote bags are perfect to take to the beach or the grocery store for your low waste lifestyle! Printed in the USA.
Features:
- Spun polyester
- Non woven laminate
- Vibrant dual sided print
- 30" x 1" black cotton strap
- Double hand stitched seams
- Durable stress points
- Machine washable
